Prophesies and Puns Galore

We are the Ancient Order of Prophets of Puns, a mystical group of wordsmiths who wield the sacred art of wordplay.

Our prophets are trained in the ancient traditions of double entendre, triple entendre, and quadruple entendre.

We foresee a future filled with clever one-liners, dad jokes, and knock-knock jokes.

Our sacred texts include:

• The Bible of Banter
• The Q-Quotient: A Treatise on Quirky Questions
• The Pun Companion: A Guide to Puns for the Prolifically Pun-ished